Campus Tour

         

Many adjectives have been used  to describe the campus and buildings of The Woodland Hills Institute, and it is unnecessary to repeat most of them here.  Let it suffice to say that we consider  the frequent use of "archaic" and "stuffy"  in descriptions of our campus to be evidence that we have met our aesthetic goals.

                                

 

 

Spacious grounds await the Scholar  at The Institute, where a Healthful lifestyle is encouraged through the availability of ample opportunity  for out-of-doors activities and recreations. For early risers, Calisthenics classes are held each morning at 6:00 A.M. in the southeast corner of the Abandoned Soccer Field, although next to nobody comes.

The Faculty Lounge

The New Radio Set  in the Faculty Lounge has provided many hours of entertainment for Fellows and their Ladies.  Built by the Institute's Physics Department under the direction of Dean  Worthing-Mottleigh, the set provides excellent reception, though much of the programming is incomprehensible.

 

Investigation is underway to acquire the new frequency modulation technology, which is said to provide better quality.

 

Please Note that the individuals in the drawing in no way resemble the demographic cohort found at The Institute.